"Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both."

"Fundamentalists are to Christianity what paint-by-numbers is to art."

"There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full."

"I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man."

"The charms of a passing woman are usually in direct relation to the speed of her passing."

"Give neither advice nor salt, until you are asked for it."

"Oh, that I had wings like a dove!"

"Listening is a magnetic and strange thing, a creative force. The friends who listen to us are the ones we move toward. When we are listened to, it creates us, makes us unfold and expand."

"Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre but they are more deadly in the long run."

"If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late."