"Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself and know that everything in this life has a purpose. There are no mistakes, no coincidences, all events are blessings given to us to learn from."

"The greatest giver of alms is cowardice."

"Contempt is the weapon of the weak and a defense against one's own despised and unwanted feelings."

"Sorry for the disaster. And thanks for your patience!"

"Fashion changes, style remains."

"Holidays are an expensive trial of strength. The only satisfaction comes from survival."

"The forces of good and evil are working within and around me, I must choose, and in a free will universe I do have a choice."

"Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators."

"Education is what you get from reading the fine print. Experience is what you get from not reading it."

"The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy."

"Of making many books there is no end; and much study is a weariness of the flesh."

"Humor - the perfect relationship of the parts to the whole."