"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."

"Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse."

"Why is it when we talk to God we're praying -- but when God talks to us, we're schizophrenic?"

"Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then--we elected them."

"Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world."

"No matter how cynical you get, it is impossible to keep up."

"Now faith is the substance of things hoped' for, the evidence of things not seen."

"Horses lend us the wings we lack."

"Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil."

"One reason the human race has such a low opinion of itself is that it gets so much of its wisdom from writers."

"Adjectives are the potbelly of poetry."

"Storms make trees take deeper roots."