"When you're hot, you're hot; when you're not, you're not."

"It takes 15,000 nuts to hold a car together, but only one to spread it all over the highway."

"Funny is an attitude."

"The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down."

"You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine."

"The devil made me do it."

"We all boil at different degrees."

"The revolution is not an apple that falls when it is ripe. You have to make it fall."

"In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart."

"The mind has greater power over the emotions, and is less subject thereto, insofar as it understands all things to be necessary."

"My empty waterdish mocks me."

"If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants."