"The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad"

"The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant."

"It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself."

"Have no fear of perfection -- you will never reach it."

"I don't do drugs: I am drugs."

"Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it."

"I ask no favors for my sex.... All I ask of our brethren is that they will take their feet from off our necks."

"If voters don't have a stomach for me, they can get one of those blow-dried guys."

"I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman."

"In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat."

"Money doesn't always bring happiness. People with ten million dollars are no happier than people with nine million dollars."

"I do not believe the Union will disolve, I believe it will become all one thing, or all the other."