"The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around."

"The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever."

"I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there."

"Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angles to San Francisco live there?"

"The trouble with Oakland is that when you get there, it's there."

"All American cars are basically Chevrolets."

"Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything."

"The only real training for leadership is leadership."

"The Darkness has begun. There will be no dawn."

"If I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I hope I should have the guts to betray my country."

"It is really asking too much of a woman to expect her to bring up her husband and her children too."

"About Superman and Batman: the former is how America views itself, the latter, darker character is how the rest of the world views America."