"When a person really desires something, all the universe conspires to help that person to realize his dream."

"Good humor is a paradox. The unexpected juxtaposition of the reasonable next to the unreasonable."

"Do not let the body be dragged along by mind nor the mind be dragged along by the body"

"Lie: A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one discovered to date."

"We compound our suffering by victimizing each other."

"The solving of almost every crime mystery depends on something which seems, at the first glance, to bear no relation whatever to the original crime."

"He who allows himself to be insulted, deserves to be."

"Women are at last becoming persons first and wives second, and that is as it should be."

"Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions."

"Education: the inculcation of the incomprehensible into the indifferent by the incompetent."

"The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy."

"Usenet isn't a right. It's a right, a left, and a swift uppercut to the jaw."