"I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all."

"People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up."

"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."

"Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long."

"He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples."

"People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it."

"The only comfort comes in thinking about how nice it was to know them, and how nice it was to brush against goodness for a season."

"The only people who can change the world are people who want to. And not everybody does."

"In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination."

"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."

"Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children."

"Everything has been figured out except how to live."