"I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all."

"Progress might have been all right once but it has gone on too long."

"The turtle lives 'twixt plated decksWhich practically conceal its sex.I think it clever of the turtleIn such a fix to be so fertile."

"He without benefit of scruples His fun and money soon quadruples."

"When there are monsters there are miracles."

"Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long."

"I believe that all of us ought to retire relatively young."

"Sometimes I think we're alone. Sometimes I think we're not. In either case, the thought is staggering."

"Let not your heart be troubled."

"The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: 'some do, some don't."

"Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult still, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment."

"I am loving before I am patriotic: I am human before I am American."