"I think that I shall never see a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all."

"CandyIs dandyBut liquorIs quicker."

"Nietsche is Pietsche.'"

"The Preacher, the Politicain, the Teacher, Were each of them once a kiddie. A child, indeed, is a wonderful creature. Do I want one? God Forbiddie!"

"Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore, And that's what parents were created for."

"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."

"No, 'tis slander, Whose edge is sharper than the sword, whose tongue Outvenoms all the worms of Nile, whose breath Rides on the posting winds, and doth belie All corners of the world."

"Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so too."

"Whom did it benefit. (Cui Bono Fuerit)"

"It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off."

"Which is worse: Hell or nothing?"

"We do not know what we want and yet we are responsible for what we are - that is the fact."