"There's a great woman behind every idiot."

"We're more popular than Jesus now; I dont know which will go first; rock 'n' roll or Christianity."

"Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted."

"God is a concept by which we measure our pain."

"Life is what happens while you are making other plans."

"Imagine therea€?s no countries, it isna€?t hard to do; nothing to kill or die for, and no religion too. Imagine all the people living life in peace."

"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."

"If you hire only those people you understand, the company will never get people better than you are. Always remember that you often find outstanding people among those you don't particularly like."

"Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children"

"I repeat...that all power is a trust; that we are accountable for its exercise; that from the people, and for the people all springs, and all must exist."

"It's not my Goddamn planet! Understand, Monkey-Boy?"

"Nietsche is Pietsche.'"